I suppose it was too much to hope for that, after all this time, we would get proper Faith,
that we would get bang Lilah up against a wire fence Faith, threaten Buffy with surgical pain and kiss her on the forehead Faith, telling Xander safe-words are for wusses Faith.
Everything everyone tells me about Salvage says, let us be clear, that it is still Wonderful Faith, still take charge and jump out of windows Faith, still notice Wesley is now really hot Faith.
And it is selfish to want more. To want tease this new Texan with a lick of the lips Faith, to want 'Shame about your evil lawyer, Wes, she was really good - where it counts - Faith, to want 'Look C, isn't it time you learned that if you go on sleeping with boys you go on getting pregnant?' Faith.
And instead we get Only Woman to go to Jail to go Straight Faith; There might be a Spinoff and the Network would be Nervous so let's Make her Straight Faith; It never Happened, even though Doug and Joss said of course she Was, Totally in Denial Straight Faith.
Ah well, it never stopped us writing slash before...And Eliza's cuteness transcends whatever sexuality they write for us.