And it all blends into each other - Phil and Grant arguing about whose life sucks most and Grant getting to use those anger management classes; and Phil Hunter arresting a Syrian art smuggler on Eurostar; and evil Tanya and vastly more evil Eva catfighting at the opera with La Traviata in the background.
Three piles of steaming great absurdity, but Footballers' Wives wins hands down. It's probably the lesbian wife of the skipper dressed up in referee's kit trying to seduce him that did it - she was the cutest thing evah. Though my sweetheart has some interesting theories about the extent of the plastic surgery Eva had done on her protege. We shall see next week.