April 21st, 2015

crumpet2

And another

CATULLUS 103

You've got ten thousand pounds I paid in fees.

Now pay it back, Or mind your manners, please.

Be loud and rude, but at your own expense,

I hired you – and your manners cause offense

which, in your line of work, makes little sense.

I don't care if this makes me look a wimp.

I pay for better manners from a pimp