Caesar and his Mamurrus. You might stare
in wonder, but it's really no surprise.
They're just alike – one has the other's eyes -
although one's Roman, one from Formiae.
They've oozed over each other like a dye
they never will wash off, or a disease
that they're both sick with. They are twins in sleaze
who've taught each other cunning tricks in bed.
They share all things, and give each other head,
and they swap wives especially their own,
and hand their fucks over without a groan
except for little girls. You know it's true.
They've fucked each other and they'll fuck Rome too.