He's so much slighter than you'd ever guess.
Why not? His mum's the apple of his eye
Such healthy lives – she never bakes a pie
Too fattening. His sister's more or less
a health freak too. The uncle's really fit.
Works out a lot, though never at the gym,
and mostly it's the weight that presses him.
So nice to see a family closely knit.
Third cousins, nieces, the adopted brat
grandma acquired while on a trip to France
Half-naked nephews wrestling half-dressed aunts
This fitness kick is rather more than that.
Incest's the vice that really keeps them thin.
They've lost the taste for anything but sin.